Here are ten spook-tacularly funny jokes you can use to practise your English. Memorise a couple of your favourites and tell them to your fellow students or study buddies. You are bound to raise their spirits!
Why are ghosts such lousy liars?
Because you can see right through them.
How does Dracula like his coffee?
Decoffinated
Why don’t mummies ever go on holiday?
They’re afraid to relax and unwind.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with.
Why do ghosts like riding in elevators?
Because it lifts their spirits.
What position do ghosts like to play in football?
Ghoulkeeper.
How do ghosts keep fit?
With regular exorcise.
What is Dracula’s favourite dance?
The fangdango.
Why did the skeleton stop playing football?
His heart wasn’t in it.
What is a skeleton’s favourite rock band?
Bone Jovi.
I met this woman who wanted to marry a ghost. I don’t know what possessed her.
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Skeleton photo: Kenny Eliason, Unsplash
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